2025 Season Recap: The Closest Title Ever
The 2025 Low Ballerz season will be remembered for one number: 0.48. That's the margin by which Mamba Mentality (kumail) beat Christian My Calf Hurt (Sarosh) in the championship — 141.56 to 141.08 — capping off the closest title game in recent memory.
But the real story of the year belonged to Champ Scypher (Sadiq), who authored the best regular season in franchise history at a perfect 14-0, powered by a league-best 2660.16 points scored — including a 246.08-point explosion in Week 12, one of the biggest weeks of the season. As the #1 seed, Champ Scypher earned a bye into the semifinals... and lost to Mamba Mentality, the #4 seed, 204.02 to 182.94. A late run to the 3rd-place game salvaged some pride with a win over Hells Angels, but the undefeated season ended without a ring.
Mamba Mentality's title run is the better story anyway: a 7-7 team that snuck into the playoffs as the 4-seed, upset the league's best regular-season team in the semifinal, then survived a photo finish in the championship. Total 2025 vindication for kumail.
At the bottom of the standings, This hill I die on (wajahat z) endured a rough 3-11 season with the league's lowest scoring offense, while Chig-Chig Boom posted the season's single lowest score — a 74.98 disaster in Week 11.
Now it's on to 2026. The draft went down on August 22 — see the full results on Draft Recap & Grades — and every team gets a clean slate. Except Scypher, who still has some explaining to do.